Bone to pick

This goes out to all the smug people out there who have never done it but think they could do a better job or look at you like you don't know what you're doing and make some snitty ass comment. Maybe they rent - maybe they paid a premium for someone else to have renovated their house - maybe they paid a general contractor to do it for them while they drank cosmos and told their friends about how they are "working" on a major renovation. FUCK OFF! Do it yourself and then we can talk - until then you can kiss my velvety ass cheeks and live with being an asshole.